impossible sloppy

a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili

Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."

by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021

Impossible

Kenny loving Emy more than Emy loves Kenny

It's impossible for Kenny to love Emy more then Emy loves Kenny because Emy loves Kenny more than anything

by Emylooni October 12, 2021

Impossible

Something you cant do at the moment (adj.)

I cant do a pull up on a crossbar. Its impossible

by Yuhhyuhh October 31, 2021

Impossible

Something you cant do at the moment

I cant do a pull up on a crossbar, its impossible

by Yuhhyuhh October 31, 2021

Statistically Impossible

I've ran the numbers and it's statistically impossible that Mallory can miss Noah more than Noah misses Mallory, I mean the numbers say it all.

Its statistically impossible for her to miss me more.

by N3wt0n49 November 2, 2021

Impossible

Silent Circles

That's a impossible

by jajajjajajjajaja August 28, 2021

Impossible expectations

Expecting a team that doesn't have all their players to make the playoffs.

Nobody thought the Hornets would make the playoffs after halfway through the season, because nobody had impossible expectations (except one of their opponents, who always has great expectations of everyone about everything, because everything has to be uber competitive enough for her).

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021