PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Perk

Perk, Something to take the pain away

I took a Perk to feel better

by Lolperk June 6, 2022

PERK plastic surgery

An aesthetic destination for natural beauty

PERK plastic surgery delivered exceptional results and beautiful, natural results.

by PSBevHills October 26, 2022

Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.

Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!

by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022

perks and pain

top 5 airport player of all time perks and pain is the best

perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April

by dietolive April 29, 2022

Off the perks

Used to describe someone talking shit or being dumb

"Bro you had 1 to many sips of speed colo you off the perks"

by Nigga man 30000 July 17, 2021

Jack perks

A Ginger kid that is purely disrespectful and thinks he’s hard and goes by perksy plays and has a giant hole in his chest

Your a jack perks

by The flour bomber September 23, 2021