Highway Paranoia

When you are driving and the car behind you makes several of the same turns as you do, causing you to become paranoid and take routes you normally wouldn't take just to see if they are following you.

Ed: why are you late?
Tom: I got lost. This car kept turning when I turned so I got Highway Paranoia and ended up on a dirt road.

by killersbytrade March 30, 2009

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 5, 2013

Midwest Paranoia

When it's the beginning of spring and the weather says it's warm out, but because of the horrible winter you just had you don't believe it's actually warm and so you put on extra layers.

The weather man is saying it's 65 degrees out, but I got that Midwest Paranoia so I'm gonna wear a jacket.

by twofish22 March 30, 2015

Paranoia

A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.

Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?

by Flipped3540 March 29, 2016

Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.

Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.

by glrd May 16, 2020

paranoias

having more then one thing that causes you to be paranoid.

When I was faithless and denied God I had paranoias that I was innately hell bound by being the only god and failing with life, also by being so different then the rest of existence and that my hatred of all life affected all life negatively.

by StickOfGod October 15, 2017

Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ April 21, 2018