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Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.
Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.
by MC in TX May 11, 2015
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obvious poe

someone who attempts to be a Poe (of the Poe's Law), but is clearly bad at it.
by samuel1234567 July 26, 2019
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Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.
Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious
by Xcain February 28, 2020
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Obviously

Snape-"Obviously"
by Jewel394 April 25, 2023
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obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
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obvious

DUHHHHH
You get no bitches, its obvious.
by UrbanCalum May 22, 2022
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Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.
Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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