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Nil

Hes a stupid annoying dumbass who is vey selfish. Hes a lazy moron who will ditch you and who probobly watches inappropriate stuff in his free time.
Nil - So what are we gonna do
You - Homework
Nil - Okay (watches anime)
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Ice Vanil? Don't know her...
It's Ico Nil now
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Nils

Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.

A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.

On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.

Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?

-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
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a "nils" is a person who likes to eat dogshit
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NILS

NILS is the definition of "We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye"sorry :DDDD
hi
Nils
2=fuck you
by nah i love se- November 22, 2022
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Nil

Nothing. Just. Nothing. It’s just purely nothing.
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NIL

Abbreviation commonly used on facebook marketplace meaning ‘Next in Line’. This is what the potential buyer comments on a post when they want the item that’s being sold. If the seller already has a buyer and they fall through then the person who commented “NIL” will be the next one to purchase.
*ITEM FOR SALE ON FACEBOOK*

Potential buyer comments, “NIL PLEASE”
by millsyyy534 April 25, 2022
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