Malachi

A lovely guy who rides his bike all the time and most of the time he spends on his phone on Snapchat. He always jokes about not having any friends but we all know he does actually have friends. He is known to falling for a lesbian. This is extremely funny. Sorry

Wow look at Malachi on his bike again

by Ikoubnjfkbn June 1, 2020

Malachi

Malachi is someone that beats Kelly at everything.

Malachi just wins every time!

by Kelly Kern June 4, 2020

Malachi

A very tall handsome boy. Attends best football school in Trinidad and tobago. He also gets very annoying when hes comfortable around you. Has amazing friends and is very good at football.

I wonder if Australia does walk upsidedown? -Malachi

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Malachi

A not so kind person when you get to know him. he can be snarky and snotty. he’s a mean person

wow malachi is kind poopy

by Nyasiaaa February 15, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is a Jewish name, often for black people.

Malachi is a nerdy black guy that is super fucking fat and downs burgers on the daily and eats pork ramen noodles almost every other day. Malachi is also know for his black original gangsta nerd humor, he also has the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

"ZOINKS, Who eat all the krabby patties in the krusty krab vault,"

"It was probably Malachi"

by PopeyesDryBiscuits December 27, 2023

Malachi

Malachi is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. He remembers the little things and will treat you like a princess(even if you aren’t dating). He is a gentleman and God honoring man. You will get lost in his warm brown eyes and his smile is the cutest thing ever. His hugs are even better. They make you forget everything that is bothering you. Malachi always makes people feel included and never stops putting others first. He is talented and does his best 100% of the time. And you can’t forget how strong he is. He is what keeps you going and is one of the best friends you could ever have!!

brother: “malachi is the only boy you can date”
dad: “how’s malachi”

mom: “malachi is such a cutie”

by wannaplayfortnite12345 January 13, 2023