keefe on a leaf

You all know elf on a shelf...
But now it's KEEFE ON A LEAF!
*referring to keefe sencen from kotlc*

hey did you see the keefe on a leaf meme? It's so funny!

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

keef tomsum

Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.

Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.

Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.

by balzinjawz November 23, 2021

Jordan Keef

If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!

Jordan keef will plaster your door shut

by EPICPUSSYDESTORYER March 8, 2023

keefing

when 2 mates mix their two keefs and share a joint

haha ;)

yo bro we're keefing

by noah he February 6, 2024

Chief Keef Pop Tart

The act of inverting a black mans asshole and playing with his rectal prolapse

Jeffrey: me n my homie tried out that new Chief Keef Pop Tart move we seen on xnxx!
Gaye Mcdonald: care to tag another one in?

by myspace202 December 17, 2023

Keef Ball

A "Keef Ball" is keef wrapped around a rolling paper in a ball that you smoke. You can put this in your bowl to smoke out of a bong or pipe or you can put it in the middle of your joint to smoke.

Aye did you roll up that keef ball yet? Cause i'm trying to get high as a muther fucker right now!

by sshort November 12, 2018

keef that shit

When a nigga hits the bong so hard he starts to cough blowing smoke everywhere finishing the bowl

Damn he really keef that shit

by Therealkeefer December 23, 2018