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Jerky Turkey

A person who gets turned on by mating turkeys

or

An aggressive or excessive masturbator
Dang *blank* is such a jerky turkey.
by DJRTheBoyy April 10, 2016
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Beer Jerky

When you're havin a beer and jerkin off at the same time.
He was having a beer jerky over there.
by dombamdy October 15, 2018
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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face jerky

When someone is so damn cute, you could eat their face.
That’s some great face jerky she’s got going on!
by Misselaneeus May 16, 2019
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Beef Jerky

Beef Jerkys are a nickname for Jerks.
They always want some beef, (Tension or fighting)
And are Jerks. Also can be used as a codeword.
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anal jerky

When you have too long of butt hair and they tie themselves together.
Hey,I heard Jessica had to cut her anal jerky with a chainsaw.
by JimmyNeutronhasasmallwilly September 16, 2017
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making jerky

Last night I was driving home from work and thought about making jerky right there in traffic, on the freeway.
by kskroob November 4, 2017
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