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Insta-cut

leaving immediately, out of the blue decision to go somewhere other than here, derived from "to cut" UK slang for 'to leave' usually saying goodbye briefly or sometimes not at all
"where were you yesterday you suddenly disappeared?"
"sorry dude I just insta-cut, was so tired i just left"
by Zero_chat September 29, 2018
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Insta model

A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!
Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!
by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019
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Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on
Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019
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Insta-catch

1. Instantly capturing something
Whether romantically (capture a heart, catch an eye, ) physically (a ball )

2. Easy catch

Relating also to Pokemon and Pokemon go!. To instantly catch a Pokemon with just throwing a single poke'ball. No fret no break from the pokeball.
Dude i just did a insta-catch with that wobnuffet!
by Theamazinggeek May 10, 2018
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insta cheat

When you asking for someone’s opinion on a caption or picture for insta (and say you need THEIR opinion) and then ask someone else as well
Oh my god! I can’t believe Ben insta cheated on Olivia!
by Bbigs January 15, 2018
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Insta-begging

Asking your friends on the internet to pay for your poor lifestyle choices and entitled spending habits.
That ho been insta-begging all week on Facebook and now she down at the beauty shop getting a weave.
by Doc-tor Deetroit April 11, 2020
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insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
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