Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022

Hamish

Hamish is a loving guy with a huge horse- like statue in his back garden. He is also hung like a horse.

OMG have you seen hamish?

Yes his cock is massive!

by anonymous October 27, 2021

hamish

Hamish is the name used for meaning sensitive, or wuss. Someone who has the name Hamish is typically both of those thingys

Hamish is a sensitive wuss

by jekebdjeveudbe August 3, 2021

Hamish Wales

A young boy, usually overweight and in most cases extremely gay

Wow, look at that guy over there he's definitely a Hamish Wales.

by Finbar Thompson August 22, 2021

Hamish

The best friend you could ever ask for. Always there for you to have fun and help. He can be dumb and stupid and good-looking but mostly there to be a kind friend. He is a gentle giant.

Hamish is my best friend he may be dumb and good looking but he is a gentle giant.

by EllBloomie August 26, 2021

Hamish francis

best guy u will ever meet, love them to bits xx

hamish francis is so cute, I love hamish francis

by Hahahahagagagagagagag July 1, 2021

Hamish

Normally used to refer to someone with a tiny mouth.

Wow look at the Hamish on that!

by Hamishisacunt July 7, 2021