Gooner

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

goonerator

the thing that makes you goon; a generator for gooning

"turning on your goonerator!"

by rubystones October 5, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Non-gooner

People who don't literally goon
uh yeah
really thats it.

"wow you don't goon, your a non-gooner!"
"uh yeah vro, I am a non-gooner."

by Hyperman555 October 17, 2025

Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.

I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Mundy Gooner

A kid who goons in a public bathroom in school

“There goes the mundy gooner!”
“Are you the mundy gooner?”

by Xxert October 21, 2025

Gooner Lent

See No Nut November

I am not ready to give up gooning for Gooner Lent

by Catdaddydrew October 27, 2025