Essays

A thing that is really pointless (in my opinion) and makes writing not fun.

Wow, I really hate essays because they are pointless and are not fun to do.

by HaVinG A gOoD TimE March 19, 2019

Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

essay

a boring piece of literature used in school, and work. A minor waste of time, a useless piece of work. #ad

"Hi, Joe are you excited about the essay on Jan. 28th?"
"No, Karen I am not."

by Aaron Person January 23, 2020

Expository Essay

A piece of shit that if it written by a student is guaranteed to be a disaster in the eyes of the teacher.

Oh shit, I knew my expository essay was shit but not that shit.

by DownyDolphin February 18, 2020

essay

pain

i have 13 fucking essays to due tomorrow

by hahahhahahahasdaghjfhajfahhada May 3, 2020

Essaie

That nigga who used to be shorter than the whole gang a year ago but almost six foot right now. He’s pretty chill and lowkey always vibin with only one bestfriend, but has a very large circle of close friends. He used to be a fortnite kid but summer 2019 turned him into a stoner instead. His sisters pretty cute tho

Damn this nigga Essaie really do be skinny tho.

by cheifsossa June 11, 2020

essay

the art of extending a single strand of bullshit to create a maximally longer strand of the same bullshit.

Hey, did you finish that bullshit essay?
Yeah, I just mixed in some other bullshit to make it long enough to be called an essay.

by Noxillio July 6, 2020