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Emerson

Emerson is then name of a person who loves to edge, the doctors have technology that they use to scan babies and when they discover that a certain baby will grow up to edge all the time, they name him or her Emerson. Emerson will edge anywhere, from the safety of their home to in front of a crowd. They also never stop talking about edging and they truly are a master at it. Their future job is to be an edgeologist.
Person 1: That guy is edging right now, he must be named Emerson
by Edgeimus prime January 1, 2024
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Emerson

An individual that would spend over 3000 USD on a Chipotle burrito.

This individual is very edgy in his humour but does not actually mean it. He has a small army of Femboys but never asks for them.
Person one: Hey Emerson what you up to?

Emerson: I'm going out to get my daily burrito.

Person one: O ok who's this person?

Emerson: O he's one of them femobys I never ask for.
by OfficeWizard January 3, 2024
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Emerson

an individual that will spend over 3,000 USD on Chipotle burritos per year. this person is very edgy with his jokes but never actually truly means it. he has an unnecessary and femboy army that he never asked for
Person one: hey Emerson what you up to?

Emerson: I'm about to get my daily burrito.
by OfficeWizard January 3, 2024
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Sonja Emerson

Sonja Emerson is the sexiest girl at OPRF. She is really cool and better than everyone else. Fuck you 😩👹🤤✋🤪🥵
Do you know Sonja Emerson?
Omg Sonja is literally so hot.
by Tabascobitch November 22, 2021
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emerson vandenlangenberg

this bitch is my best friend and i love her. she is so pretty but wont ever admit it bc shes dumb. she’s actually quite smart. i love emerson so much and will kill anyone who tries to hurt her. emerson is my favorite person.
omg did u hear about emerson vandenlangenberg?

me: yeah that bitch is my best friend fuck off hoe
by Kevin Hardmake November 30, 2021
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Emerson

Emerson. The most beautiful woman alive. at first she is shy and never talks. one you get to know her, she loves to laugh and she is fun to be around. She does not like giving second chances, but she will. She is a amazing artist and has a amazing sense in fashion.
you: who’s Emerson?
friend: someone amazing.
by SomebodyVerySecret October 18, 2019
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Emerson

The most beautiful person on the I side and out . She will be your bff or best person you date. She are very outgoing and always is a good friend. She will make you laugh uncuntrolably.
Emerson is an awesome person. She is kind loving and beautiful also very outgoing.
by Ariannaalbino22 October 28, 2019
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