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Will crouch

Pussy slaying god can get any girls number just by looking at them and has a 20 inch pinch
by Puss slayer69 April 13, 2020
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Hannah Crouch

Hannah Crouch is wifey af. Justus needs to back off because she is Alainah’s boo thang!!!
by Skan November 24, 2021
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crouching cunt

valorant cunts who crouch when they see you
fking crouching cunt dodged all my headshot bullets, motherfucker

this piece of crouching cunt, fking cunt cunting cunt cunt. piece of shit keeps crouching
by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023
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Crouch Wank

When you receive an unsolicited video of someone crouched down, so low you can see their goofy, in front of a mirror jerking it and blowing their load on said mirror.
Omg I just got a crouch wank from Louis on snap!!
by JamesBr November 30, 2023
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tournament crouch

The act of crouching over a woman to engage her in the fashion of an 8-ball break at a pool table
Bobby lines up on Betty in the tournament crouch, silence please
by Eddie Torres E.T. July 16, 2021
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Crouched

I was so tired I just crouched last night.
by CRussy August 15, 2022
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Pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume

While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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