Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Coldplaying

Suddenly, obviously, and awkwardly trying to dip out of a camera or video shot.

"Did you see that couple on the kiss cam try to duck out of getting caught in 4k? Straight Coldplaying, it was hilarious!"

by Mr. Shroom July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

To have one’s scandal exposed on a large scale by coincidence or accident, particularly a love affair displayed on a Jumbotron of a concert or sports event, etc.

Andy and Kristen got coldplayed at the Coldplay concert, immediately stopped cuddling, and went into hiding.

by iSuedeo July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.

2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.

“Dude thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000 people. He got coldplayed HARD.”

by Sex witch July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.

Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard

by mosabi63 July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

1, revealing one's deceitful behavior, particularly in a public setting, often during significant occasions.

2, To be caught in an compromising situation with an inappropriate person at an inopportune moment.

"Dude figured he was untouchable in a sea of 80,000. Got totally Coldplayed.

by WMAS Big T July 18, 2025

Coldplayed

To be publicly and humiliatingly caught cheating—especially on camera, like a Jumbotron at a sporting event—resulting in immediate heartbreak and maximum embarrassment.
Bonus points if Coldplay songs would make the moment even sadder.

• “Dude brought his side chick to the Lakers game and got coldplayed on the Kiss Cam. His girl saw it on Twitter before halftime.”
• “I thought I was slick until I got coldplayed at her cousin’s wedding—microphone and all.”
• “That moment when she turned to him with tears in her eyes and ‘Fix You’ started playing… man got coldplayed.”

by TattedUpJeep July 18, 2025