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Clash of Clans

A pretty Ok "Strategy" game if you must, but became wildly popular worldwide for unknown reasons.
Why is everyone crazed by Clash of Clans? I can think of better games like Castle Clash and Super Mario world 3
by Pharmaceutically Damaged November 26, 2014
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castle clash

A op game
by Kyle1111 November 29, 2017
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clash royale

game for chads i reccomend larry in your battle deck RN
HOGG RIDEEEEEER hey joe heard of clash royale?

joe:no,what is it?

*explains CR*

joe:imma download it

joe:instantly loses its virginity 😳 😳 😳 *vine boom*😳 😳
by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022
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Clash of the Titans

When two men derive sexual pleasure by rubbing or smacking their penises against each other.
Bob told Chris not to fuck him in the ass, so he turned Bob around and went clash of the titans.
by knowlto November 17, 2004
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Clash of worlds

When two groups of people both known to a person are introduced to one another somehow and begin interacting with one another.
"did you hear John was hanging out with those guys you went to high school with?"

"What? No way! What a clash of worlds!
by ThePrincePolo April 26, 2010
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Clash of clans

The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)
Me: I love you

Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.

Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺

Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
by Yourtinderdate May 6, 2020
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Clash of Kings

One of the greatest progressive rock bands on the planet.

Members:
Nick Wright - Drums
Alex Clark - Vocals
Alex Everett - Guitar
Ezra Bortner - Bass

You might ask, How did this awesome band start? A legitimate, yet stupid question. An awesome, manly man named Nick Wright (the kind of guy you read about in the Bible) was watching his favorite band, The Mars Volta. When he thought to himself, Wow! We should rock this hard! Into this Godly picture came Alex Clark, who hung out with Nick on a regular basis. They could often be spotted eating hamburgers with A1 steak sauce at the Waffle House together. They both decided that it was time to start something so great and powerful that it made Wrestlemania III look like a crappy sci-fi flick. So Nick found another Alex, but this Alex doesnt sing. This Alex he wailed on his mighty guitar. Shortly afterward, Alex found Ezra, who slapped a bass harder than he slapped his mom. The foursome formed Clash of Kings, probably to become the greatest band of all time.
Some guy: Wow, (insert any band name here) is the greatest band I've ever heard.

Other guy: You have never heard of Clash of Kings have you?
by Clash of Kings May 31, 2006
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