ben barnes

the very SEXY British (NOT SPANISH) actor who plays Prince Caspian in "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian"! HE has GORGEOUS brown eyes, and really nice brown hair!

"Hey, do you know Ben Barnes?"

"WHO?"

"Prince Caspain, idiot!"

"Oh yeah, hes soooo FINE! I love Latino men!"

"HE's BRITISH, you dumbass!"

by doodlebug4 May 23, 2008

troy barnes

the BEST character on community played by the incredibly talented Donald glover a.k.a childish gambino

you: omg jeff winger is my fave character off community
me, an intellectual: uh no troy barnes is HE'S SO CUTE AND SO NICE TO HIS FRIENDS AND SO LOYAL AND CARING I LOVE THIS BBY SO MUCH so your opinion is wrong

by gayanticapitalist November 14, 2017

Shit Barned

Getting hammered or drunk in the capital city of Ohio.

Kurt got shit barned while taking a break from his murse job.

by DrunkswickNation20392092 March 20, 2010

Varnishing the Barn

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

by BigJustice April 16, 2009

go to Barnes

To defecate in a public restroom, esp. when one has entered the establishment containing it exclusively for the purpose of defecating.

I stopped into a Starbucks and snuck in the back to go to Barnes.

by Matthais Q. Lorosots January 6, 2006

park barn

1. Anywhere that nobody really knows where it is.
2. Any unspecified location that can be referred to as where something is.

A: Where's the gig?
B: Park barn

A: Where did I leave my keys?
B: Park barn

A: Where did these barn eggs come from?
B: They're park barn eggs.

A: How do I get to London?
B: Take a left at Park Barn

by ashleysbrain March 13, 2009

Brandon Barnes

Brandon Barnes is a brown-haired, green-eyed caring and loving person. He cares about so many people and is always there for them. He is truly and extraordinary person and anyone is lucky to have him. He is so special and I hope everyone can see how special he is someday if they don't already. He is an amazing bestfriend and boyfriend. Soon he will be an amazing husband and a perfect father someday. I cherish every moment we have together. I love him with all my heart. He is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. Nobody hates Brandon, he is the most like able person out there. He is so friendly and nice to people. He is very athletic and extremely smart and will do amazing things when he is older.

Brandon Barnes is an amazing person.

by Heyyyyyy girlllllll November 29, 2013