audio book

Peices of shit that try to be like books on devices but fail

Audio book

by Dogeusername May 13, 2018

Penis Audio

Definition: When a man misinterprets a woman's sincere, non-sexual request for or offer of something as a sexual advance. In other words, he "hears" with his penis.

Example:
Female coworker: "Can we get together some time this week and go over the new brochures?" (Inner thoughts: "Sigh. I hope he doesn't think I'm coming on to him. I really hope he has his penis audio turned completely off this time.")

Male coworker: "Of course." (Inner thoughts: "She wants to fuck me." )

by Vlad the Clown April 7, 2020

Inferno Audio

The greatest place in the world to get anything aftermarket installed

Dude your car is awsome, who did all this work... Inferno Audio of course...

by InfernoRi December 31, 2011

audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

spatial audio

3D audio effect

👩🏼: Did u know that Outer Banks had spatial audio?
🧑🏽: No! I’ve never heard of it.

by molinegir February 11, 2023

gold audio

as to and relating to using gold in wires electronic transmission.

"damn, that sound's hella good."

"I know. they only use pure gold wires."
"wow that sounds amazing"
"gold audio."

by megabankbeastguap December 27, 2022

Whimpering Audio

A type of educational audio that somehow gets millions of likes.

Person 1 : "I LOVE WHIMPERING AUDIOS!"
Person 2 : "WHIMPERING AUDIOS ARE SO CRINGE"
intense fight.

by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023