A little 4'11 gay brown boy with a penis shaped like a grain of jasmine rice. He is a teachers pet and he still gets 50s in school. Zander is like a bitch magnet, except hes pointed the wrong way.
by Zander Lover January 16, 2023
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by Rizzalations October 27, 2023
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by RYANTHEMAN69 April 18, 2023
Get the Zander mug.A human that uses cheat codes to come on top on kahoots. he is apparently the kahoot god in german but he just uses goog le translate.
by Zander the 1st November 22, 2023
Get the zander the 1st mug.A guy that will never fail to make you laugh.Gives off BDE(big dick energy)and will get you’re mom pregnant in minutes.He will take you’re younger brothers V-card and still leave everyone with a smile.Most of them like chicken nuggets and tight pussy.Also like sport and fucking teachers.Theyre favorite things to do are hanging with they’re homies and watching porn.
Can also be used as a verb by describing a horny person
Alot of people hate this name if its spelled with a “Z”
Can also be used as a verb by describing a horny person
Alot of people hate this name if its spelled with a “Z”
Jessica-Wow,Zander looks so strong.Do you know if he goes to the gym
Christina-No,he only plays sport and is verry sexualiy active
Rebecca-Wow,kyle asked me for nudes.Wth is wrong with him?
Chloe-I know right,hes such a Zander
Christina-No,he only plays sport and is verry sexualiy active
Rebecca-Wow,kyle asked me for nudes.Wth is wrong with him?
Chloe-I know right,hes such a Zander
by Johannes wicki’s cat November 22, 2021
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A creature of mass pain and destruction often found with children captured in dog cages. Capable of running Mach 7
by Zander’s slave October 28, 2019
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