Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

by GFeet January 13, 2010

Pocket Yank

A bitch; refers to when some yanks on your pocket, they are your bitch.

Matt is such a pocket yank, he told me to fuck off.

by zac archer February 15, 2009

Yank Off

An alternative term for male masturbation. Yank, in this case, is synonymous with "jack" or "wank", or any other similar terms.

Lucinda: C'mon baby, why can't you get it up?

John: I don't know. I really shouldn't yank off so much.

by reddeadredemption June 6, 2010

fat yank

a large american

The fat yank won't get off the sofa

by boris July 14, 2003

yank out

like pull out but faster

To yank out means giving her no time to react until jizzing on her face

by blu3hat July 25, 2010

Tribal yank

Formal abortion approved by former african clansman. it is performed by witch doctors all around Africa it can be done by the untrained hand but if you want your baby to make it to the afterlife choose a witch doctor with a good reputation. It is done by reaching their hand into the vaginal artiry and through the fallopian tubes grasping the baby and with a click and a tug removing the now dead fetus from the womb.
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Daughter:Mom I think I want a tribal yank the dad ran away and we don't have enough welfare checks and food stamps to pass around I can't afford a niglet
Mother:that is okay I understand we will get a doctor even if we sold the baby it would be worth nothing anyways

by Zak_masri_69 July 5, 2017

yank

a dollar

yo, the burger cost a yank.

by klm9023 January 16, 2009