lumpy back

A sex position where those marks from sleeping well are rubbed against ur S.O.’s junk.

She gave him a lumpy back.

by Beans1122331 July 5, 2021

Lumpy Punany

A crotch that one initially thought was a vagina but turns out to be a penis.

Yo, bro, I was making out with someone I met at a bar, and I reached down and found out that she was a he. I was shocked to feel her lumpy punany.

by Larry from Kansas February 29, 2012

Lumpy Rug

Pubic hair that has bumps , most likely herpes or some other form of STD.

I went down on her and she had a lumpy rug! She must get around!

by Dezire July 23, 2011

Lumpy side hoe

A female with cottage cheese legs that can't seem to keep them together. Always has another womans man in her mouth.

Wow did you see that lumpy side hoe? Shes almost 30 and needs to grow up already!!

by Calmdownbitch July 14, 2017

Lumpy

-A hill that goes up and down
- Or a unusual head shape in a human being

Mike-u trying to crack with that lumpy

head

by Ronard jenkins September 10, 2018

lumpy maneuver

Blowing into someone's large intestine to give them CPR. It's considered 100% ineffective and fatal.

Did you hear how he just did the Lumpy maneuver on that guy? What an idiot.

by Shailushai December 22, 2023

Lumpy Rutherford

When you are doing the horizontal boo with a hot GILF and you just move the full depends aside.

Oh man, once she got the dentures out things got hot n heavy and I went straight Lumpy Rutherford on the old girl.

by mmalcontent November 12, 2023