Tesla Tobaccy

Vape juice

My juul needs a charge.
I’m all out of Tesla Tobaccy.

by Lazy crapper February 22, 2021

Tesla

A shitty car that everyone treats like the future

That Tesla's roof just flew off on the freeway!

by TiananmenSquared March 26, 2021

Tesla

What happens when you combine overconfidence and daddy’s money

Did you hear about that EV that exploded?
Lemme guess, Tesla?
Yep

by Cryo311 March 21, 2023

marble tesla

D'Aydrian Harding whip

D’Aydrian Harding gotta nice marble tesla

by Likely a good thing February 10, 2024

Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.

Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)

by idk30 November 26, 2023

Tesla

Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.

Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?

by anhandle123 December 8, 2023

Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff

Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.

by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023