Teo

Teo, the definition of a true god in sex. His name actually stands for "God" in Greek. He has a huge penis and fucks all the girls.

Oh my god! Look at his dick, he's such a Teo!

by maicaw January 19, 2022

Teo

The most attractive man alive, he is also extremely tall and probably great at entertaining. A Teo is very funny and always makes those around him laugh. Also big dick energy

"Teo is the coolest guy I know, hes so funny"

by hellotheremyfriend April 30, 2022

Teo

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Like any good story, you can get lost in her; just don't leave her alone in a bookstore for too long

Well read and well dressed, she's a Teo

by mats94 October 25, 2022

The Teo

When you attempt to fart but you shit your pants instead

"Man, my friend did The Teo on me while we were doing a hiest in Payday 2, i had to do most of it myself"
"That's sad, but i don't care"

by D0Ice September 18, 2022

Teo

Tall with brown hair and brown eyes. Annoying but in a funny way. Teo is that one friend that always kills your self esteem only to build it back up when you really need it. He is not like Olaf and does not give warm hugs.

McKenzie: How do I look?
Teo: You look like you have been dying for 2 hours. Its a vibe tho.

by so4landE September 30, 2022

teo

this man has a huge cock that can wrap around earth two times and everyone likes him

i want to be teo

by abaham6969 October 17, 2022

Teo

A guy who is in love with his phone and is obviously gay and under 2 ft tall hi teo

Teo is so short

Yeah, he is

Teo (derogatory)

by iamthefirstdefinition June 2, 2022