Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude

My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

by Box that one gay kid July 4, 2022

Technoblade

Used to define a pig wearing a king's robe with a crown. (Considered as the King of PvP.)

The Blood God.

Rest in peace, Technoblade. o7

by aciiiii July 5, 2022

Technoblade

A weapon from the cartoon series Ninjago, specifically from the third season, "Rebooted"
It has the power to hack into Cyrus Borg's technology and allow it to be controlled by the ninja

Zane struck his technoblade against the hovercopter, hacking into it and gaining control.

by SG80 July 28, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade is a pig who plays Minecraft.

He is supposedly the second best player only beaten by dream.
He has 1500 win streak in bedwars.

He and shotgun raids won the first ever Minecraft Monday.

I watch technoblade on YouTube.

by Picklerick13 June 27, 2021

…technoblade

coolest, swaggiest and funniest person ever tho they are a big simp for wilbur.. anyways they are my best friend😊

…technoblade is swag

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

Technoblade

An American youtuber who became popular for making Minecraft videos. He is the true ruler of the Dream SMP and absolutely dogged on Dream in there 1 v 1. He majored English in college and is also a profound philosopher. He is famous in the philosophy community for his deep thoughts on the status of Hypixel Skyblock.

Child: "Do you know who Technoblade is?"
Me: "Yes, why?"
Child: "Because Dream is better than him,"
Me: "No he is not you uneducated Stan"

by Arnold Shwartinager April 7, 2022

Technoblade

Dead

I cried for three months straight because of technoblade may he rest in peice

by Thatweirdgay December 9, 2022