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Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
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Swiftie

A swiftie is someone who loves Taylor Swift, they know more about Taylor than Taylor does, they are the first to find everything out about her, they will kill anyone who talks bad about her, they force everyone to become a Taylor Swift fan, they are people who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life, and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and marry her and be her and tell her how much she has changed her life and how she needs to adopt them.
You are such a Swiftie!
by taylorrr swiftttt 111333333 April 17, 2023
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Swiftie

Swiftie (derogatory)
Noun
Probably the most terrifying person you could meet. They obsess over Taylor swift and it’s the only thing they listen to. Put two Swifties in a room and you will basically want to scream in agony because all they will talk about is Taylor swift and say things like “I’m in my speak now era 🤪” or “OMG guess what taytay song I’ve been listening to on loop”. Fear them, but be sure not to mention how ur not a taylor swift fan or they will bash you and probably give you death threats.
Omg did you see that Swiftie over there? She literally won’t shut up about Taylor swift and it’s impossible to hold a normal conversation with her.
by AntiSwift April 23, 2023
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Swiftie

A word used to describe a fan, commonly associated with American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. The Swifites are a transnational phenomenon using social media platforms as an essential infrastructure to their interests in the signer. This, or rather they just have shit taste in music
*cocks gun* "There's a Swiftie over there"
by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023
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swiftie

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023
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Swiftie

The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.
They’re such a Swiftie for that
by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023
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Swifty

Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.
by swiftygigs August 22, 2022
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