Swamp donkey

A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.

by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023

Swamp donkey

In baseball when the hitter hits an absolute fucking moonshot on a meatball pitch down the middle and the ball has absolutely no chance of ever landing.

Announcer: Here’s the windup now the pitch…..OH MY GOD JOHNNY HITS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING SWAMP DONKEY TO DEAD CENTER, THAT BALL HAS ZERO CHANCE OF LANDING WHAT A SWAMP DONKEY.

by Haha by Baja and May 10, 2022

SWAMP DONKEY

When you are working on a rig And it is so hot that your Swamp Ass has traveled to your donkey dick

Floor hand—Damn man its so fuckin hot out here i have some major swamp ass!
Driller— shit its so damn hot i have swamp donkey!!

by Rogchr86 December 11, 2021

Swamp donkey

A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass

"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"

by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004

swamp donkey

Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.

by claudia February 27, 2004

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005