After Joe Rogan celebrated the return the R-word, claiming the world is somehow now a better place because you can say it— it just makes sense that the R word be adjusted to mean Rogan, because after all, that's kinda what people mean when we say it —slow, not so bright, easily manipulated— much more fitting. "Don't be such a f-ing Rogan."
Look at that f-ing Rogan over there, he’s trying to ‘push' on a ‘pull’ door.
That was so stupid bro. Don’t be such an f-ing Rogan.
That guy licking windows is total a Rogan.
He believed that Trump was going to eliminate income tax. LOL, what a Rogan!
That was so stupid bro. Don’t be such an f-ing Rogan.
That guy licking windows is total a Rogan.
He believed that Trump was going to eliminate income tax. LOL, what a Rogan!
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Oh, Tim is rocking a brutal Joe Rogan Peanutbutter man-wich after watching the podcast last week.
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Girl 1: " I wish I could start all over with Rogan"
Girl 2: " It's been 8 months, why do you still like him?"
Girl 2: " It's been 8 months, why do you still like him?"
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