Spack ramp

A gradual man made slope or gradient for the use of mobility impared people to gain access to job centres etc

"Work shy , benefit grabbing Greg was pushed up the spack ramp on his ebay wheelchair into job centre to sign for his free handouts"

by Nutster August 22, 2017

T-Ramp

A more benevolent way of calling thy friend a tramp

Why hello T-Ramp

by T-RampHater October 27, 2018

ramp dog

A ramp dog is a dog that is chained to the side of a cattle grid or cattle ramp to assist in stopping stock trying to cross. (Also see chain dog)

A ramp dog will generally become crazy and bark at everything!!

That dog dont belong in town. It barks to much, she’d be a bloody good ramp dog!!

by Ironjack308 March 1, 2019

Ramp

Something cars jump off of in order to:
Get somewhere faster
Crash someone
Crash themselves
Get boost
Do flat spin(s)
Get arrested

I jumped the ramp and got boost (try it on Burnout Paradise Remastered

by CrayonEater4259 March 9, 2019

ramp stamp

A tattoo for men placed above the pelvic area.

He showed off his impressive ramp stamp while rocking a crop top.

by mervie December 20, 2018

gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting

Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.

I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

Ramping

In the Magic the Gathering community this word means "Cards that add mana to increase the speed of your development". This can include Creatures, Artifacts, and Tokens.

Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"

Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"

Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"

Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."

Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."

Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2022