Quarantine Neurosis

A mild mental health condition caused by sheltering in place for a month or more due to a pandemic. Signs are a partial loss of reality and difficulty interacting with others even with social distancing. Can progress to psychosis with continued isolation.

Zach has been sheltering place for so long that he is easily agitated. He is suffering from quarantine neurosis.

by Dr. Jaw May 6, 2020

Quarantine Era

The Q.E. is the era of memes that we're made and died during quarantine.
Almost every new meme/trend that is made during quarantine will die in the matter of 3-7 days.
Most if these memes don't last long because they we're born out of pure boredom from people stuck inside. Instead of people trying to make a good meme, they make these shitty ones just to have something to do.

Guy 1: Remember Green Gang v. Purple Gang?
Guy 2: Yeah, classic meme from the Quarantine Era.

by FuckMias69 May 13, 2020

Quarantine Booty

Staying at home for months at a time, causing your derrière to grow in size.

“Wow, look at that quarantine booty! You can tell she’s been staying at home!”

by Hmmmm No Thanks May 25, 2020

Quarantine formal

Wearing a nice shirt but casual bottoms so in a Zoom call it looks like you dressed up.

Friend 1: What’s the best thing about quarantine?
Friend 2: During my virtual meetings I can wear a button up and some sweatpants
Friend 1: Oh yeah, rocking that quarantine formal.

by BoredOuttaMyMind26 June 25, 2020

Quarantine Hotpot

The act of eating so many Hot Cheetos in the depression of isolation, that when you release your bowels the toilet becomes a spicy red, much like a hotpot.

Dude, is anyone hungry? Cause i'm about to make a quarantine hotpot

by OGDankzi September 13, 2020

Quarantine Crush

A completely unreciprocated, obsessive crush developed because of too much time on your hands. You have gone on several dates in your mind. In fact, you may have forgotten that you aren't actually dating this person in real life.

My quarantine crush and I have gone on so many dates in my mind, but he doesn't even know that I'm alive!

by J Queef September 30, 2020

Internet Quarantine

When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.

I want a genuine experience with this piece of media, so I'm going to internet quarantine myself.

by ccunit December 16, 2021