priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.

"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

Priest Tea

The intoxicating sweat of little molested alter boys that the priest drinks in his off time.

After his sermon father desmond sat down and drink a cup of Priest Tea

by JahRezac September 26, 2010

Priest River

That one town every one avoids because it reminds them of some sort of strange place that their car will break down in and will get butt fucked by every single hick ass male in town.

Guy1: Dude take a left here.
Guy2: Hell no that place is a Priest River!!!!
Guy1: Your right, I don't want to lose my ass virginity.

by Tall Hank June 18, 2009

Faggot Priest

A faggot priest is a really gay priest who loves to touch little boys, baptize their asses and preach about faggotry.

Hey man, watch your ass cause there is a faggot priest who is gonna baptize it for you.

by Alien Weed April 7, 2019

Priest Holmes

The Best RB in the NFL. Will Lead the Chiefs to the Super Bowl this year.

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

Priest hands

When someone has priest hands they have experienced little to no manual labor in their life

Wow he has some really flimsy priest hands I bet he hasn’t worked a day in his life

by Nerdgirl3000 February 17, 2018