Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

Perma plug

A butt plug lubricated with Gorilla Gule

I heard Paige gave Dennis a perma plug cause he wouldn't stop farting

by PhrogMom February 27, 2021

perma-dirt

A permanent state of dirty looking hands. A mixture of dirt and grease that stays on your hands no matter how many times, or how vigorously they are washed. Common for men in trades like automotive mechanic, heavy trucking, and welding. The hands will appear dirty and can be anywhere from slightly-dirty, to completely black

Wife: Are you going to wash your hands before we eat?
Husband: I already did, it's just perma-dirt

by Bighoops April 21, 2021

Perma-Sock

The term Perma-sock is derived from the term Red Sock but used in a metaphorical sense. It is used to describe someone that permanently has their hole hanging out through overdoing it both physically and mentally. Like the permafrost of Siberia, the Perm-Sock can be long lasting.

Hey mate, how are you going with that Perma-Sock?

You have to take it easy mate, you don't want that Red Sock to turning a Perma-Sock.

Nar mate I can't come because I'm Red Socking it hard and I'm afraid it will turn into a Perma-Sock.

by Your Average Aussie July 16, 2022

Perma Ban

very bad ban u is unable to join FOREVER unless if u make second account

perma ban evil

by Handling deez nuts October 24, 2022

Perma-irra-tated

Permanently Irritated at least for the rest of the day.

So many things got on her nurves today that she became perma-irra-tated for the rest of the day!

by HALFCAN 'A' TWITCH January 21, 2022

Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021