Porcupine

Used to describe a hopeless romantic. Someone spiky who's in love with a balloon. Used in Carlos Lerma's film "Porcupine"

I'm just a porcupine for her.

by swtffdua August 7, 2023

Porcupine

The act of sticking a needle down your urethra then after foreplay shoot it out into your partners cervix, also useful for an alternative abortion, very kinky.

“Yo i just got my girl pregnant I can’t afford that shit”
“Porcupine that bitch”

by DaBabyDick February 27, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

brazillian porcupine

a circle of men and women

there was a brazillian porcupine at the festival

by anonymous July 24, 2022

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

The Porcupine

When you get splinters in your penis from a glory whole

I accidentally got the porcupine in the truck stop bathroom.

by SVJ boiii January 28, 2022

porcupined

When the porcupine catches you lacking.

I was porcupined in the forest last night.

by Blizito August 28, 2021