jason neale

the sexiest man in the world with everything but a one inch wonder

women 1: look its Jason Neale
women 2: omg hes so sexy

by Little jones June 22, 2021

James Neal's Disease

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals

He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease

by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

Neal

A dude that does stupid shit to impress you but secretly is very booksmart. He is also a fun guy to be around and make friends with, also he’s very humorous and can make you laugh with dumb stunts. He is also the type of person that makes classes fun and make fun of his own ethnic groups. He’s probably asian because Neal is a very asian name but is translated to something VERY different in another language. Neal is the type of person to be friends with but never really talk to his “friends” because they might betray him or he might betray them

Neal get over here and entertain us

by Vick Almighty November 3, 2018

Perfect Neal

Perfect Neal is a guy who can do no wrong. He’s highly praised at work for perfectly executing any task. He has the added benefit of looking like Thor so you know he gets plenty of attention, especially in the workplace, because the ladies all secretly want a taste of the perfection. So much so that he will be coined a ladies man. Which means he will be at the center of a lot of rumors…after all perfection comes at a cost. A perfect neal just can’t help but do the perfectly right thing, even when temptation is dangled in his perfect face. So don’t be surprised when a Perfect Neal isn’t tempted by advances or phased by gossip, because he’s perfect, remember? The best part is, a perfect neal won’t even believe it when he is told that he’s a perfect neal. How perfectly ironic.

He’s so good at everything he does!
-I know, that’s why he’s “perfect neal”

-You’re right even when you’re wrong because you’re a perfect neal.

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

Neal Hood

A closeted homosexual that prefers transsexual men

Neal Hood sucked that big manly girl's fat cock

by Brewski tha Pimp October 31, 2023

Neal Browning

The act of calling a timeout followed by another timeout or a penalty.

Can't believe coach called two timeouts in a row. He's totally Neal Browning it.

by #1coach December 18, 2022

neal

used mostly in the limerick city area, means fat/chubby boy that has a horrible haircut

that lad is such a neal!!!

by shawny. April 17, 2023