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cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
Cans are near me!!!
by Canzz January 18, 2023
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Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.
Hey there J-man, nice near hit!
by Sneedonym February 18, 2023
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get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.
Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.
by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023
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Near

The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.
"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"
by SsnailL November 22, 2021
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Near

A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.
Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"
by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020
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a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience
"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."
by Persephone282 December 24, 2020
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restaurant that delivers near me

restaurant that delivers near me means restaurant delivering near my location.e.g restaurantthatdeliversnearme.website
restaurant that delivers near me.
by ooscarjames March 18, 2021
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