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furries near me

A joke website that probably doesn't exist, used by my friend a lot lol.
Me: ......
Friend:....
*silence*
Friend: furries near me
Me:..what.
Friend: furries. near. me
Me: okay-
by Cherry ♥️ June 10, 2023
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cans are near me

Scared to enter meaningful conversations, afraid of games like telephone or germs in any given public setting, avoids crowds because “cans are near me !!!”

Perplexed, he often has meek outlook about degenerative cans disease being passed down through his Italian heritage.
Cans are near me!!!
by Canzz January 18, 2023
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Near hit

Similar to a near miss, used in a mocking sense.
Hey there J-man, nice near hit!
by Sneedonym February 18, 2023
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get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.
Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.
by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023
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Near

The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.
"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"
by SsnailL November 22, 2021
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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast
Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon
by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022
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Restaurants Near Me.

Restaurants Near Me are restaurants near your geographical location. Example of Restaurants Near Me blog;
toplisting.site
Restaurants Near your location. toplisting.site is a site dedicated to restaurants near me.
by ooscarjames May 12, 2022
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