Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

Moot Face

When a mans beard resembles a putrid unkempt women’s vagina.

Look at that putrid cunts beard...what a moot face he is.

by Kappacc November 23, 2019

Moot

Donald Trump

President Moot will increase security on our souther border using snakes and alligators.

by xasxae55 October 2, 2019

moot

vaginal opening between females legs.

ow Jennifer's moot was so stinky!! Like a dead salmon!!!

by wivvyswethole May 31, 2018

moot

another word for a pp

oh yes, look at that nice moot ;)

by chonkycowboy February 8, 2020

Moot

Referring to significant other also known as baby or babe or bae.

I miss you moot.

by Lovey2344 April 11, 2020