mongo-proof

a task or action which is extremely easy to do, so easy that someone retarded or someone of extremely high dependency is able to do without a problem.

changing that light bulb was mongo-proof.
'hey man', 'this plan is mongo-proof'.
playing that instrument is mongo-proof.

by stevethebus October 22, 2011

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

Mongo

A unit in size, typically for something big or large in size. Can be used to refer to a large quantity of something.

Jack: Dude that is a huge trash can
Bill: Yeah man, that thing is mongo.

by shiphd August 31, 2018

Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023

Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts

For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again

by Paulc87 December 24, 2022

Mongo

Meaning hoe \ that usually used in West Virginia

Boy 1: Im talking to this one girl

Boy:2 nah man I heard she a Mongo

by Mandalay November 29, 2023

Mongos

Jenna’s imaginary tits

Jenna’s mongos looked good in that dress today.

Jenna’s mongos have me weak.

by COCONUTarebomb November 8, 2022