Mailbox

Mailbox is a sexy good man who serves under Lord Rainku

someone : who is mailbox?
Rainku: none other then my loyal right hand man silly muggle

by Mailbox#0002 December 16, 2022

mailbox dick

when a dick is waxed/shaved so that the only hair present is in the surrounding area of the balls rather than the balls themselves

“She pulled down Matt’s boxers and there it was— a nice, clean, and suckable mailbox dick.”

by holyblazer December 17, 2022

Mailbox

Mailbox: A handsome fine young fellow who serves under none other then the dark lord himself lord rainku

Lando: i'm better then rain boy you have to open your eyes and see that now that he is gone
Mailbox: i will never betray lord rain lando you will never surpass him monkey boy

by Mailbox#0002 December 20, 2022

Open the Mailbox

A term used to describe someone asking for another person to spread their legs, usually women.

"Open the Mailbox for me baby girl."

by FS20Chaos2 November 20, 2023

Mc Mailbox

When you put a McChicken from McDonald’s in someone’s mailbox with malicious intent. Originated from the idea of doing it to a person who a friend and I disliked.

“Hey man I totally Mc Mailboxed Connor the other night I wonder what his reaction was.”

by Andrew Christmas December 13, 2023

Squirt Gun in the Mailbox

A female squirts her vaginal juice into her partners asshole

I had the best night my life, my girl did the squirt gun in the mailbox

by Qusquirt May 5, 2023

The Mailbox Test

When you are viewing a property to buy or an apartment to rent take a look at some of the Mailboxes next door and across the street. You want to look at the names on the Mailboxes because they give you an idea of what kind of folk you'll be living near.

I looked at a decent apartment on Tallman Street yesterday but when I ran The Mailbox Test I was shocked. When I say "Lopez"," Rodriguez", "Vazquez", and "Garcia" on the Mailbox next door I was not renting a place in that motherfucker!

by Elizabeth Warren's Papaw September 25, 2022