mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.

Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.

by meme meister extraordinare May 31, 2018

Mister-ess

Noun. A male version of a mistress. A man having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married woman.

Her mister-ess was patiently waiting in his car to go out with her. She knew she wasn’t going to pay anything for the dinner. The mister-ess took her back home and gave her a doggie bag to give to her kids at home.

by venomfactor13 September 12, 2019

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

El Mister

A Puerto Rican god-man, who created the song Tumbalakatumba. He is the very embodiment of divinity and violent orgasm. A small cult has been built around his worship, with the goal of spreading their belief.

All hail the glorious El Mister!
Tumba tumba tumbalakatumba!

by Vanklofsgov December 8, 2017

mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.

-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?

by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018

Mister Ed

New slang for really good heroin

Dudes got that mister ed horse

by Mick diggler January 28, 2020

Mister Howell

The Dark one who never gives mercy to those who he teaches. He is the dark lord of Mordor stronger than Sauron.

'That's so mister howell."

by NicolasStarTrueIdentity February 24, 2020