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Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
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Micro repair

At least micro repair is better than help desk
by Yeetboi6942069 June 25, 2019
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micro sensitive

It’s a condition in which one has an extremely low threshold for tolerating the every day words and actions of human behavior . Micro sensitivity, in many instances, is often accompanied by severe cases of extreme butthurt.
My friend is signing a petition to get law makers to rename the Great White shark , to just shark , since it’s offensive to sharks that aren’t great and sharks that aren’t white! He is so micro sensitive!
by Daddy big hands August 1, 2019
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micro-titties

Extremely small female tits. Differs from the flat-chest in that while a flat-chest has zero percent breast tissue (just nipples on a chest essentially), micro-titties do possess some visible breast tissue, but a very insufficient one.
No man, Madison is not flat chested, her clothes just hide her micro-titties.
by Pic889 September 7, 2019
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Micro pp

When u have a tiny dick.
Girl: "Ew U have a micro Pp. I don't think we can do this anymore."
Man: "Wait! Holly please!!"
by A old sexy pedo November 27, 2020
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Micro-boomer

Someone who had total control of a situation and used to micro manage it. They are now desperately grasping at the straws of their micro management and often react in a childish manor when they don't get their way similar to a boomer although they can be from any generation
Ok, Micro-boomer.
by Rylee Leroy Jenkins July 7, 2020
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Micro-blowjob

A shallow fellatio involving physical contact between the giver’s lips and the tip of the receiver’s penis. Aka, lip to tip action.
Wow, Jessy’s so shy she only agreed to give me a micro-blowjob last night!
by Old_Wizard August 28, 2020
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