chinga tu puta madre hijo de perra

is a definition used to offend your fat fucking mother

si no blank chinga tu puta madre hijo de perra

by si si pancho February 23, 2023

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre

I think this is a misquote, it should be 'Me cago en la leche que mamaste' which means "I shit in the milk that you suckled from your mother's breast"
Lovely expression, isn't it? (used widely as 'Me cago en la leche')
The above I have never heard, and anyway this is an English slang dictionary not an Eng - Span one.

Spanish speaker one: Acabo de romper tus gafas (I've just broken your glasses).
Spanish speaker two: Me cago en la leche que mamaste, cabróncete de mierda. (I shit in the milk you suckled from your mother's breast you shitty/fuckin'little bastard.

by ant July 18, 2004

Yo cago en la leche de tu madre

Spanish for "I shit in the milk of your mother"

Juan, yo cago en la leche de tu madre.

by montana is gay May 11, 2004

tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

madre seal

the mother of a seal pup, usually rude and aggressive, occasionally nice when she isn't around an over sized mutt

why are you being such a madre seal??

by clclclclcl July 13, 2015

tu madre

its a comeback when somebody try to come at you , it's basically like "your mom" but in Spanish.

"Melissa your pussy stinks"
Melissa's comeback would be "tu Madre"

by amos-@bruhizmia0308 June 29, 2020

Madre Foca

Latino slang for "mother fucker." Literally means, "mother seal."

Used in case abuelita is listening in to your talk with friends. She might catch on though.

¡Ay, que una Madre foca!

by LunaForLunch September 25, 2020