string loader

When you shoot out your dick but it has a solidity to it. Almost like that of Spider-Man.

Timbob has a real string loader. Never letting that in my mouth. YUCK!

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

Front Loader

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down

I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along

by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016

Mississippi musket loader

When you’re fucking a girl in the ass:

1 pull your dick out
2 take the dip out of your mouth
3 put it in the asshole
4 put your dick back in stuffing it into the anus

I gave Sarah a Mississippi musket loader last night.

by Mr vanilla wafer December 4, 2020

Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012

speed loader

tampon

I use a speed loader when I am on the rag.

by [e-mail] March 12, 2011

pie loader

The sexiest god damn truck you ever did see

Holy shit that is a nice pie loader

by The vehicle god October 2, 2018

Chunk loader

When someone’s name starts with j and they are a very big human

Man that guy Jackson is a chunk loader

by Eidhfbrbeucjcnne March 7, 2023