Jupiter

The best planet in our solar system. It is 100x better than that flat planet Earth

Logan: Whats the best planet
Any Smart Person : Jupiter of course

by Thenotsointellegantastronomer March 8, 2022

Jupiter

Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez

me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same

by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022

Jupiter is the sun

Naming planets some idiot goes “sun” when naming planets after I show a image of Jupiter We had just Done 7 other planets the idiot only got earth and Saturn right and the idiot then guessed a star

Me being awesome, Guess this planet

Idiot, idk Sun

The idiot guessed That Jupiter is the sun

by The tallest me & biggest pp me September 15, 2021

jupiter

they love ed sheeran and k-pop !!
also likes music and has tons of good recommendations

“wow jupiter . really loves ed sheeran 🤤🤤🤤”
“as much as they love me ❓😾”
“more 🤗🤤‼️‼️”

jupiter i can’t believe how long this took to fix the “” marks now i have a cramp

by forgotten skeleton July 18, 2021

Jupiter

The hottest most fine person. Has an addiction to the song cpr and sings it whenever he can. They are too cute the smile they give is the brightest, even brighter than the sun. Their face is so cute the only person to be compared faces with is Mitsuba. But theJupiter is even hotter than that, making people traveling miles just to seek wisdom from such.

Jupiter: finer than the ticket on your car

by charmander_pika February 18, 2022

Jupiter

A Slow texas person and and and who thinks an axolotl is segg-c and thinks a banana grabs his own pp

Jupiter is a nub.

by Jichael Mackson The Third February 20, 2022

jupitered

when a diabolical man touches your foreceps so you high key rip off his skin and wear it like a tshirt

"you hear that future got jupitered?"
"yeah, he deserves it for being so iniquitous and villainous"

by JupiterCoyote September 9, 2024