A Reverse Humpty Dumpty is a man whose head is shaped like that of an egg and who also has very little or no hair on their head BUT they are rocking a rather thick beard.
by XxOwOxX July 25, 2022
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Person 1: Hey man I was taking a crap at the office today and I made a Humpty Dumpty
Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?
Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit
Person 2: That sucks, Did you clean up the smear?
Person 1: No I left it, I'm not touching that shit
by BirdKibble July 25, 2022
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