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hobosexual

A person who dates others only to have a place to live.
"John's only with Mary for a place to stay. He doesn't love her. He's hobosexual."
by SalvyZ October 16, 2020
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When a bummy ass homosexual 49er or Buffalo Bill fan thinks there team has a chance in hell of being a contender.
Some exhibit trouble spelling the word "yes" and other easy words. All of them would back down when asked to make a wager against an elite team.
"Hey J-yes, lets make a loser leaves bet on the 9er game"

J-yes: "Nah man, my puzzy is irritated. Let me divert attention to something else"

"Man, why you gotta be a Hobosexual about this? Take the bet or stfu"
by Retta S November 22, 2011
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An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
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Someone that gets in a relationship with someone to have a place to stay
You go with ol dude? Yeah that’s my man. Girl he is not your man he is a hobosexual, he doesn’t want you he wants a roof over his head & you have just that lol
by Areilum October 14, 2023
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A person of the opposite sex who gets into a relationship to avoid homelessness.
"She doesn't even like him...she just doesn't have anywhere else to go. She's such a hobosexual!"
by Allie101977 October 17, 2023
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A person who engages in sexual and/or romantic relationships simply to have a place to stay.
She's fucking Trevor because he has a better house, she's nothing but a hobosexual.
by Sadam Scraggs April 15, 2023
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Hobosexual

Definition; A homeless person who will perform sexual favors for a place to charge their phones,use wifi, eat and sleep.
"It's so embarrassing that Tyler is such a hobosexual,he doesn't even care that everyone knows."
by Toohardforthefrontyard April 26, 2023
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