hansen

Man with an extremely large dick
Short but packin

Dam, Hansen sure is packin. His length is taller than his height.

by urbandickpro October 18, 2022

Orion Hansen

Orion Hansen is the best person you will meet because He has a gigantic cock and very good abs

Orion Hansen is fucking hot

by anthouses May 13, 2022

Skylar Trolle-Hansen

Skylar is the most loyal and kindhearted friend. Their smile is so warming and sweat and their eyes will light up your day. Skylar will support you no matter who you are or where you come from and will charm you with their lovely shyness and humor. They are doubtful of themself but they are incredibly stunning and artistic.

person 1: did you see that person?
person 2: who?
person 1: they were shy but so kind and lovable and their drawing was just beuatiful
person 2: oh you must be talking about Skylar trolle-hansen?

by (((((((((lila))))))))) December 28, 2021

GREY HANSEN

cunt

GREY HANSEN IS A CUNT

by [e-mail] April 14, 2022

The Hansen Handy

The act of giving yourself a handjob in the school bathroom, and bitching about being caught.

Oh no!! Sam just gave himself the Hansen Handy in the special education bathroom!!

by The wigglecock January 9, 2025

Nick Hansen

You work today

I’m Nick hansening it! I’m Nick hansening it!

by Hawktuamaster October 18, 2025

Jannik Hansen

Jannik Hansen is a Male from Denmark in Europe. Jannik is 6’3 and benches 225 but that still doesn’t help him get attention from the ladies. Jannik’s biggest fear is women, as they refuse to talk to him because he is weaker then his gym bros

Person 1 : oh look, Jannik Hansen is eating out of the Trash bins again!

Person 2: Ew, Jannik is so gross.

by Mysterious muffin December 23, 2025