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Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.
That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie
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Hamish

A kind, beautiful, young boy who has big dreams. He is a great gymnast that could most definitely go to the Olympics. Although he can be shy at times he shines his best with his friends, family and especially the ladies. He will usually like a girl that starts with the letter D or L. He is usually a cancer and loves to eat pretzels.
Girl 1: Omg have you seen Hamish's new hair

Girl 2: Ahhh i'm even more in love
by Katy1984 November 10, 2020
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Hamish

A kind, beautiful, young boy who has big dreams. He is a great gymnast that could most definitely go to the Olympics. Although he can be shy at times he shines his best with his friends, family and especially the ladies. He will usually like a girl that starts with the letter D or L. He is usually a cancer and loves to eat pretzels.
Girl 1: Omg have you seen Hamish's new hair

Girl 2: Ahhh i'm even more in love
by Katy1984 November 10, 2020
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Hamish is hot guy that is loyal and will be nice. a blonde and blue eyes and has a big penis.
Hamish is hot
by Hamish is hot asf December 4, 2020
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Hamish

A guy with a faaat ock
Natasha: have u met a Hamish
Wanda: oh ye he has a huge cock that i like sucking on
by Xx_Wanda_xX March 23, 2021
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hamish

anyone called by this name is not respected by their parents and therefore disrespects all those around them.

particularly girls, who they use and abuse but can’t be without.
“that guy is never single but all his relationships are shit!”
ohh yeah, another hamish”
by lmaosuckmudickprick May 17, 2021
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A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’
That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish
by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024
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