Hamish

Dont fuck with this guy, or he'll zap yo ass with a cow prodder

Me: Watch out!
Them: Why
Me: Its Hamish!
Them: He aint scary
Me: Not if i hid away in a van just to get my ass zapped with a cow prodder!

by anonymous May 11, 2022

Hamish

intelligent

You are Hamish

by BrodieHeroGamer November 1, 2022

Hamish Tooher

2008 Joker

Hamish Tooher is a good guy, i like him

by Oliver Jurd UwU May 31, 2022

Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022

Hamish

A guy with a faaat ock

Natasha: have u met a Hamish
Wanda: oh ye he has a huge cock that i like sucking on

by Xx_Wanda_xX March 23, 2021

hamish

anyone called by this name is not respected by their parents and therefore disrespects all those around them.

particularly girls, who they use and abuse but can’t be without.

“that guy is never single but all his relationships are shit!”
“ohh yeah, another hamish”

by lmaosuckmudickprick May 17, 2021

Hamish

A sad little man with an attractive mother who is moving to Birmingham to get away from it all and become a ‘better version of himself’

That was so pathetic it was comparable to Hamish

by The 1 who knocks August 18, 2024