Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.

I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker

by Moonstick July 16, 2022

greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

Greedy Swine

Someone who uses two final smashes in the span of ten seconds in a match with joker and Sonic.

This Greedy Swine just KOd me.

by Duke of the Swamp August 10, 2022

Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 5, 2022

Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.

Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

Greedy City

A term for bisexuals and pansexuals because they like both genders, similar to scissor city

"Im from greedy city"

by spamtenna July 9, 2025

Greedy Monkey

A greedy monkey is when one participant cums on a banana, and the "greedy monkey" eats the cum off the banana then chews on the banana and spits it out without removing the banana peel

For this dare, I played a greedy monkey on him

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025