Giovanni Ponte

The coolest guy there is no doubt about it. Giovanni is a humble sweet guy who is an amazing friend as he would never slam a music stand in your face because he’s too nice to ever do that to anyone especially the friends he keeps close. He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will, especially towards the RAF which his dedication has been proven to the extent of a clean 10/10 trim (with an exceptional fringe). Giovanni is someone who is able to overcome the hardships in life considering the challenging past he has suffered (lesbian hair era) BUT he persevered like a champ and has came out from that experience a new man. A ravishing young man some might even say.

Gary - “Hey look there’s Giovanni Ponte!”
Lesbian - “No way! I wish I was as cool as him”

by thecoolestever November 28, 2023

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Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021

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Giovannie

Simply the best at everything

GIOVANNIE is simply the best at everything she does.

by Vannie79 November 22, 2021

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Giovanni Christopher W.

LOML. Total g
best guy ever
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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

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